Stoner's For Life Marijuana Chronicles

 Chemdog has developed quite the name for itself over the years. Between its mysterious origin, ambiguous genetics, and the plethora of successful crosses the strain has produced, Chemdog has practically secured itself a permanent place in the cannabis hall of fame. The original source of powerhouse strains like Sour Diesel and OG Kush, Chemdog is known for its distinct, diesel-like aroma. Pungent and sharp, you’ll be able to smell this strain from a mile away.  tends to be very potent. Strong heavy-bodied feeling.    Chemdog has developed quite the name for itself over the years. Between its mysterious origin, ambiguous genetics, and the plethora of successful crosses the strain has produced, Chemdog has secured itself a permanent place in the cannabis hall of fame. The original source of powerhouse strains like Sour Diesel and OG Kush, Chemdog is known for its distinct, diesel-like aroma that you can smell from a mile away. Consumers can expect to have a very cereb...

 Five_Dad_Jokes found on the internet and then refound by you.   What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!   Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands!   What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!   Did you hear about the bacon cheeseburger who couldn’t stop telling jokes? It was on a roll.   Why was the coach yelling at a vending machine? He wanted his quarter back.

 Cannatonic is a mostly CBD marijuana strain made by crossing MK Ultra and G13 Haze. This strain produces a relatively short-lived, mellow high that is also uplifting and powerfully relaxing. Medical marijuana patients choose Cannatonic to treat pain, muscle spasms, anxiety and migraines. This strain has a slightly earthy odor with a sweet citrus flavor.   Cannatonic is a very unique strain, from my experience. I usually smoke THC dominant bud, whether it be a heavy Indica or a daytime Sativa. This is true medicinal marijuana, though. Cannatonic has very little psychoactive effect.   Good yield moderate flower time 10-12 weeks   Cannatonic is a unique hybrid strain bred by Spanish seed bank Resin Seeds specifically for its low THC content (rarely above 6%) and high CBD content

 Five_Dad_Jokes found on the internet and then refound by you.   How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!   Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with!   This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there!   What's brown and sticky? A stick!   Can February march? No, but April may!

 Bubba_Kush is an indica strain that has gained notoriety in the US and beyond for its heavy tranquilizing effects. Sweet hashish flavors with subtle notes of chocolate and coffee come through on the exhale, delighting the palate as powerful relaxation takes over. From head to toe, muscles ease with heaviness as dreamy euphoria blankets the mind, crushing stress while bringing happy moods. Bubba Kush exhibits a distinctive, bulky bud structure with hues that range from forest green to pale purple.   Bubba’s stocky plant stature and bulky bud structure suggest Afghani descent, but its genetic origins aren’t certain. The breeder whom this strain was named after states that Bubba Kush emerged just after 1996, when an OG Kush pollinated an unknown indica strain obtained in New Orleans. The mother plant was supposedly Northern Lights, but the genetically ambiguous indica was simply called “Bubba.” Bubba Kush has flourished from its California roots ever since.   Its a small pl...

 Five_Dad_Jokes found on the internet and then refound by you.   Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it!   I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up. Good thymes.   Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? “Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.”   I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!   Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it!

 Blueberry is an indica marijuana strain made by crossing Purple Thai with Thai. A true A-List cannabis strain, Blueberry’s legendary status soared to new heights after claiming the High Times’ Cannabis Cup 2000 for Best indica. The long history of the strain goes back to the late 1970s when American breeder DJ Short was working with a variety of exotic landrace strains. However, throughout the decades of Blueberry’s cultivation, the genetics have been passed around, due in large part to DJ Short working with multiple seed banks and breeders. The sweet flavors of fresh blueberries combine with relaxing effects to produce a long-lasting sense of euphoria. Many consumers utilize Blueberry to help contend with pain and stress, while connoisseurs and growers admire the strain for its colorful hues and high THC content   I feel like I'm wearing a hat. But I'm definitely not wearing a hat.   This is probably one of the better tasting strains. They can very a lot between differe...

 Five_Dad_Jokes found on the internet and then refound by you.   How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!   Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!   A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!   Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well!   Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it!

 Blue_Dream is a sativa-dominant hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Blueberry with Haze. Blue Dream produces a balancing high accompanied by full-body relaxation with gentle cerebral invigoration. Novice and veteran consumers alike enjoy the calming and euphoric effects that Blue Dream provides. Consumers also love the flavor - which smells and tastes just like sweet berries. Medical marijuana patients say Blue Dream delivers swift relief from symptoms associated with pain, depression, and nausea. Growers say this strain is best suited to the Sea of Green Method and has an average flowering time of 67 days. Fun Fact: Blue Dream originated in California and has achieved legendary status among West Coast strains.   I consider this strain perfect for my psychological problems.   The "Bayer" aspirin of bud that should be in every medicine cabinet. Smoking is slightly blueberry and harsher then expected. can be made less mild with tweeks in grow and curing methods  ...

 Five_Dad_Jokes found on the internet and then refound by you.   What do you call a mac 'n' cheese that gets all up in your face? Too close for comfort food! Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired! Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere! Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe! What happens when you go to the bathroom in France? European.

 OG_Kush was first cultivated in Florida, in the early ‘90s when a strain from Northern California was crossed with a Hindu Kush plant from Amsterdam. The result was a hybrid with a unique terpene profile that boasts a complex aroma with notes of fuel, skunk, and spice.  The genetic backbone of West Coast cannabis varieties, OG Kush arrived in Los Angeles in 1996 when Matt “Bubba” Berger brought it (along with “The Bubba,” which was later used to create the famed Bubba Kush) from Florida to legendary cultivator Josh D. Since then, OG Kush has become a worldwide staple used to create numerous famous strains like GSC and Headband. There are many different phenotypes of OG Kush, including Tahoe OG, SFV OG, and Ghost OG.   Yield (oz/ft)² 3 - 6 Flowering (weeks) 10 - 12

 Five_Dad_Jokes found on the internet and then refound by you. What rock group has four men that don’t sing? Mount Rushmore. When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime. A guy goes to his doctor because he can see into the future. The doctor asks him, “How long have you suffered from that condition?” The guy tells him, “Since next Monday.” What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast! What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

 Amnesia   Strain type: Sativa   Parent strains: Skunk No. 1, Cinderella 99, Jack Herer   Backstory: Amnesia is typically a sativa-dominant cannabis strain with some variation between breeders. Amnesia’s genetic forerunners have passed on uplifting, creative, and euphoric effects ideal for putting you in a great mood, no matter the day, time, or situation.   Growers should expect a 9-10 week flowering period with moderate yields. Amnesia normally has a high THC and low CBD profile and produces intense effects that new consumers should be wary of.

 Afghani   Strain type: Indica   Parent strains: None; landrace strain   Backstory: Afghani is a heavy indica strain named after its geographic origin, where the earliest varieties of cannabis are believed to have grown. Breeders worldwide have come to treasure Afghani for its heavy resin production.

 Lemon_Wreck (also known as Lemon Trainwreck) is a sativa-dominant cross between Lemon Diesel and Trainwreck. This strain features a taste similar to sour lemon candy, and produces both a strong body and head stone. While it may have stimulating and cerebral effects at first, this is truly a nighttime strain for some as it produces strong sleepy effects over time. Lemon Wreck is helpful to those suffering from insomnia or are in need of relaxation.   Myrcene dominant   Lemon Wreck/Lemon Trainwreck is pretty intense. I've found that a single bowl in most occasions is more than enough to get a good buzz on. If you're planning to go out and do something today, then I recommend using something different, bit of a couch lock

 Five_Dad_Jokes found on the internet and then refound by you.   My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn't cool.   I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns!   Which U.S. state is famous for its extra-small soft drinks? Minnesota!   I got a hen to regularly count her own eggs. She's a real mathamachicken!   What did the Ranch say when someone opened the refrigerator door? “Close the door, I'm dressing!”

 Jack_Herer is a sativa-dominant cannabis strain that has gained as much renown as its namesake, the marijuana activist and author of The Emperor Wears No Clothes. Combining a Haze hybrid with a Northern Lights #5 and Shiva Skunk cross, Sensi Seeds created Jack Herer hoping to capture both cerebral elevation and heavy resin production. Its rich genetic background gives rise to several different variations of Jack Herer, each phenotype bearing its own unique features and effects. However, consumers typically describe this 55% sativa hybrid as blissful, clear-headed, and creative.   it was created in the Netherlands in the mid-1990s, where it was later distributed by Dutch pharmacies as a recognized medical-grade strain. Since then, this spicy, pine-scented strain has taken home numerous awards for its quality and potency. Many breeders have attempted to cultivate this staple strain themselves in sunny or Mediterranean climates, and indoor growers should wait 50 to 70 days for J...

 Five_Dad_Jokes found on the internet and then refound by you.   I know a lot of jokes about retired people but none of them work!   What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto!   I accidentally dropped my pillow on the floor. I think it has a concushion.   Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”   I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.

 Cinderella_99   Strain type: Hybrid   Parent strains: Jack Herer, Shiva Skunk   She’s best known for her potent cerebral high, sweet fruity flavors, and epic yields.   otherwise known as C99, or simply “Cindy,” is a sativa-dominant hybrid bred by Mr. Soul of Brothers Grimm. She’s best known for her potent cerebral high, sweet fruity flavors, and epic yields.  According to Mr. Soul, C99 was created using seeds found in a Sensi branded 2 gram package of Jack Herer purchased at an Amsterdam coffee shop.  Cinderella 99 is very popular with indoor growers because of its short, bushy stature, high yields, short flowering time, and high THC content. Cindy’s effects are usually described as dreamy, euphoric, and uplifting.   Cinderrella 99 is one of the best Hybrid Sativa.   Amnesia child   short flower 7-8 weeks decent yield. short small plants good for indoor. not sure why its known for its epic yields it simply doesnt get very big and never ...

 Five_Dad_Jokes found on the internet and then refound by you.   Five out of four people admit they're bad with fractions!   Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"   I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks!   I invented a new word today: Plagiarism!   After dinner, my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it!

 Jack_the_Ripper or JTR,  is the flagship hybrid from Subcool's The Dank, and it was created to make his famous Jack’s Cleaner in seed form. Described by many as the fastest lemon Haze available to date, it was created by crossing a Jack’s Cleaner clone with a vigorous Space Queen male known as Space Dude. Featuring incredibly resinous, triangle-shaped buds and an intense spicy, lemon-pine aroma, Jack the Ripper is a relatively short strain. Effect may be intense and visually stimulating.   Space Queen parent Jack's Cleaner parent Strain Jack the Ripper child 9 lb Hammer child Agent Orange   Agent orange is really good i would probably skip right to that one if your someone looking for strains to try and found yourself here.   Is on the energizing side of the scale will most likely cause anxioty in people who are light to moderate smokers. consume in moderation.

 Five_Dad_Jokes found on the internet and then refound by you.   My friend says to me, "What rhymes with orange?"And I told him, "No it doesn't!"   My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down!   I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised!   My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They're his watch dogs!   If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?!

 Chemdog has developed quite the name for itself over the years. Between its mysterious origin, ambiguous genetics, and the plethora of successful crosses the strain has produced, Chemdog has practically secured itself a permanent place in the cannabis hall of fame. The original source of powerhouse strains like Sour Diesel and OG Kush, Chemdog is known for its distinct, diesel-like aroma. Pungent and sharp, you’ll be able to smell this strain from a mile away.  tends to be very potent. Strong heavy-bodied feeling.    Chemdog has developed quite the name for itself over the years. Between its mysterious origin, ambiguous genetics, and the plethora of successful crosses the strain has produced, Chemdog has secured itself a permanent place in the cannabis hall of fame. The original source of powerhouse strains like Sour Diesel and OG Kush, Chemdog is known for its distinct, diesel-like aroma that you can smell from a mile away. Consumers can expect to have a very cereb...

 Five_Dad_Jokes found on the internet and then refound by you.   What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!   Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands!   What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!   Did you hear about the bacon cheeseburger who couldn’t stop telling jokes? It was on a roll.   Why was the coach yelling at a vending machine? He wanted his quarter back.

 Cannatonic is a mostly CBD marijuana strain made by crossing MK Ultra and G13 Haze. This strain produces a relatively short-lived, mellow high that is also uplifting and powerfully relaxing. Medical marijuana patients choose Cannatonic to treat pain, muscle spasms, anxiety and migraines. This strain has a slightly earthy odor with a sweet citrus flavor.   Cannatonic is a very unique strain, from my experience. I usually smoke THC dominant bud, whether it be a heavy Indica or a daytime Sativa. This is true medicinal marijuana, though. Cannatonic has very little psychoactive effect.   Good yield moderate flower time 10-12 weeks   Cannatonic is a unique hybrid strain bred by Spanish seed bank Resin Seeds specifically for its low THC content (rarely above 6%) and high CBD content

 Five_Dad_Jokes found on the internet and then refound by you.   How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!   Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with!   This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there!   What's brown and sticky? A stick!   Can February march? No, but April may!

 Bubba_Kush is an indica strain that has gained notoriety in the US and beyond for its heavy tranquilizing effects. Sweet hashish flavors with subtle notes of chocolate and coffee come through on the exhale, delighting the palate as powerful relaxation takes over. From head to toe, muscles ease with heaviness as dreamy euphoria blankets the mind, crushing stress while bringing happy moods. Bubba Kush exhibits a distinctive, bulky bud structure with hues that range from forest green to pale purple.   Bubba’s stocky plant stature and bulky bud structure suggest Afghani descent, but its genetic origins aren’t certain. The breeder whom this strain was named after states that Bubba Kush emerged just after 1996, when an OG Kush pollinated an unknown indica strain obtained in New Orleans. The mother plant was supposedly Northern Lights, but the genetically ambiguous indica was simply called “Bubba.” Bubba Kush has flourished from its California roots ever since.   Its a small pl...

 Five_Dad_Jokes found on the internet and then refound by you.   Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it!   I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up. Good thymes.   Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? “Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.”   I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!   Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it!

 Blueberry is an indica marijuana strain made by crossing Purple Thai with Thai. A true A-List cannabis strain, Blueberry’s legendary status soared to new heights after claiming the High Times’ Cannabis Cup 2000 for Best indica. The long history of the strain goes back to the late 1970s when American breeder DJ Short was working with a variety of exotic landrace strains. However, throughout the decades of Blueberry’s cultivation, the genetics have been passed around, due in large part to DJ Short working with multiple seed banks and breeders. The sweet flavors of fresh blueberries combine with relaxing effects to produce a long-lasting sense of euphoria. Many consumers utilize Blueberry to help contend with pain and stress, while connoisseurs and growers admire the strain for its colorful hues and high THC content   I feel like I'm wearing a hat. But I'm definitely not wearing a hat.   This is probably one of the better tasting strains. They can very a lot between differe...

 Five_Dad_Jokes found on the internet and then refound by you.   How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!   Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!   A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!   Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well!   Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it!

 Blue_Dream is a sativa-dominant hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Blueberry with Haze. Blue Dream produces a balancing high accompanied by full-body relaxation with gentle cerebral invigoration. Novice and veteran consumers alike enjoy the calming and euphoric effects that Blue Dream provides. Consumers also love the flavor - which smells and tastes just like sweet berries. Medical marijuana patients say Blue Dream delivers swift relief from symptoms associated with pain, depression, and nausea. Growers say this strain is best suited to the Sea of Green Method and has an average flowering time of 67 days. Fun Fact: Blue Dream originated in California and has achieved legendary status among West Coast strains.   I consider this strain perfect for my psychological problems.   The "Bayer" aspirin of bud that should be in every medicine cabinet. Smoking is slightly blueberry and harsher then expected. can be made less mild with tweeks in grow and curing methods  ...

 Five_Dad_Jokes found on the internet and then refound by you.   What do you call a mac 'n' cheese that gets all up in your face? Too close for comfort food! Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired! Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere! Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe! What happens when you go to the bathroom in France? European.

 OG_Kush was first cultivated in Florida, in the early ‘90s when a strain from Northern California was crossed with a Hindu Kush plant from Amsterdam. The result was a hybrid with a unique terpene profile that boasts a complex aroma with notes of fuel, skunk, and spice.  The genetic backbone of West Coast cannabis varieties, OG Kush arrived in Los Angeles in 1996 when Matt “Bubba” Berger brought it (along with “The Bubba,” which was later used to create the famed Bubba Kush) from Florida to legendary cultivator Josh D. Since then, OG Kush has become a worldwide staple used to create numerous famous strains like GSC and Headband. There are many different phenotypes of OG Kush, including Tahoe OG, SFV OG, and Ghost OG.   Yield (oz/ft)² 3 - 6 Flowering (weeks) 10 - 12

 Five_Dad_Jokes found on the internet and then refound by you. What rock group has four men that don’t sing? Mount Rushmore. When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime. A guy goes to his doctor because he can see into the future. The doctor asks him, “How long have you suffered from that condition?” The guy tells him, “Since next Monday.” What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast! What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

 Amnesia   Strain type: Sativa   Parent strains: Skunk No. 1, Cinderella 99, Jack Herer   Backstory: Amnesia is typically a sativa-dominant cannabis strain with some variation between breeders. Amnesia’s genetic forerunners have passed on uplifting, creative, and euphoric effects ideal for putting you in a great mood, no matter the day, time, or situation.   Growers should expect a 9-10 week flowering period with moderate yields. Amnesia normally has a high THC and low CBD profile and produces intense effects that new consumers should be wary of.

 Afghani   Strain type: Indica   Parent strains: None; landrace strain   Backstory: Afghani is a heavy indica strain named after its geographic origin, where the earliest varieties of cannabis are believed to have grown. Breeders worldwide have come to treasure Afghani for its heavy resin production.

 Lemon_Wreck (also known as Lemon Trainwreck) is a sativa-dominant cross between Lemon Diesel and Trainwreck. This strain features a taste similar to sour lemon candy, and produces both a strong body and head stone. While it may have stimulating and cerebral effects at first, this is truly a nighttime strain for some as it produces strong sleepy effects over time. Lemon Wreck is helpful to those suffering from insomnia or are in need of relaxation.   Myrcene dominant   Lemon Wreck/Lemon Trainwreck is pretty intense. I've found that a single bowl in most occasions is more than enough to get a good buzz on. If you're planning to go out and do something today, then I recommend using something different, bit of a couch lock

 Five_Dad_Jokes found on the internet and then refound by you.   My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn't cool.   I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns!   Which U.S. state is famous for its extra-small soft drinks? Minnesota!   I got a hen to regularly count her own eggs. She's a real mathamachicken!   What did the Ranch say when someone opened the refrigerator door? “Close the door, I'm dressing!”

 Jack_Herer is a sativa-dominant cannabis strain that has gained as much renown as its namesake, the marijuana activist and author of The Emperor Wears No Clothes. Combining a Haze hybrid with a Northern Lights #5 and Shiva Skunk cross, Sensi Seeds created Jack Herer hoping to capture both cerebral elevation and heavy resin production. Its rich genetic background gives rise to several different variations of Jack Herer, each phenotype bearing its own unique features and effects. However, consumers typically describe this 55% sativa hybrid as blissful, clear-headed, and creative.   it was created in the Netherlands in the mid-1990s, where it was later distributed by Dutch pharmacies as a recognized medical-grade strain. Since then, this spicy, pine-scented strain has taken home numerous awards for its quality and potency. Many breeders have attempted to cultivate this staple strain themselves in sunny or Mediterranean climates, and indoor growers should wait 50 to 70 days for J...

 Five_Dad_Jokes found on the internet and then refound by you.   I know a lot of jokes about retired people but none of them work!   What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto!   I accidentally dropped my pillow on the floor. I think it has a concushion.   Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”   I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.

 Cinderella_99   Strain type: Hybrid   Parent strains: Jack Herer, Shiva Skunk   She’s best known for her potent cerebral high, sweet fruity flavors, and epic yields.   otherwise known as C99, or simply “Cindy,” is a sativa-dominant hybrid bred by Mr. Soul of Brothers Grimm. She’s best known for her potent cerebral high, sweet fruity flavors, and epic yields.  According to Mr. Soul, C99 was created using seeds found in a Sensi branded 2 gram package of Jack Herer purchased at an Amsterdam coffee shop.  Cinderella 99 is very popular with indoor growers because of its short, bushy stature, high yields, short flowering time, and high THC content. Cindy’s effects are usually described as dreamy, euphoric, and uplifting.   Cinderrella 99 is one of the best Hybrid Sativa.   Amnesia child   short flower 7-8 weeks decent yield. short small plants good for indoor. not sure why its known for its epic yields it simply doesnt get very big and never ...

 Five_Dad_Jokes found on the internet and then refound by you.   Five out of four people admit they're bad with fractions!   Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"   I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks!   I invented a new word today: Plagiarism!   After dinner, my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it!

 Jack_the_Ripper or JTR,  is the flagship hybrid from Subcool's The Dank, and it was created to make his famous Jack’s Cleaner in seed form. Described by many as the fastest lemon Haze available to date, it was created by crossing a Jack’s Cleaner clone with a vigorous Space Queen male known as Space Dude. Featuring incredibly resinous, triangle-shaped buds and an intense spicy, lemon-pine aroma, Jack the Ripper is a relatively short strain. Effect may be intense and visually stimulating.   Space Queen parent Jack's Cleaner parent Strain Jack the Ripper child 9 lb Hammer child Agent Orange   Agent orange is really good i would probably skip right to that one if your someone looking for strains to try and found yourself here.   Is on the energizing side of the scale will most likely cause anxioty in people who are light to moderate smokers. consume in moderation.

 Five_Dad_Jokes found on the internet and then refound by you.   My friend says to me, "What rhymes with orange?"And I told him, "No it doesn't!"   My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down!   I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised!   My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They're his watch dogs!   If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?!

 Trainwreck is a mind-bending, potent sativa with effects that hit like a freight train. Mexican and Thai sativas were bred with Afghani indicas to produce this Northern California staple, passing on a sweet lemon and spicy pine aroma. Trainwreck begins its speedy hurtle through the mind with a surge of euphoria, awakening creativity and happiness. Migraines, pain, and arthritis are mowed down by Trainwreck’s high-THC content, and many patients also use it for relief of anxiety, ADD/ADHD, and PTSD. Trainwreck flowers tend to finish early when growing outdoors, while indoor gardens are ready for harvest after 8 weeks.   I am 41, and someone who smokes regularly (several times a day) & this is my favorite flower. It TRULY helps w/ chronic pain, & helps your mentality. I have a rare disease that makes me hafta take lots o meds (Oxycontin, Oxycodone, Diladid, & various muscle relaxers) & am confined (when I go out) to a wheel chair. This stuff not only is a great, ...

 Five_Dad_Jokes found on the internet and then refound by you.   Why do vampires seem sick? They’re always coffin.   I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole destroying!   I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!   Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants!   I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts!

 Chemdog has developed quite the name for itself over the years. Between its mysterious origin, ambiguous genetics, and the plethora of successful crosses the strain has produced, Chemdog has practically secured itself a permanent place in the cannabis hall of fame. The original source of powerhouse strains like Sour Diesel and OG Kush, Chemdog is known for its distinct, diesel-like aroma. Pungent and sharp, you’ll be able to smell this strain from a mile away.  tends to be very potent. Strong heavy-bodied feeling.    Chemdog has developed quite the name for itself over the years. Between its mysterious origin, ambiguous genetics, and the plethora of successful crosses the strain has produced, Chemdog has secured itself a permanent place in the cannabis hall of fame. The original source of powerhouse strains like Sour Diesel and OG Kush, Chemdog is known for its distinct, diesel-like aroma that you can smell from a mile away. Consumers can expect to have a very cereb...

 Five_Dad_Jokes found on the internet and then refound by you.   What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!   Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands!   What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!   Did you hear about the bacon cheeseburger who couldn’t stop telling jokes? It was on a roll.   Why was the coach yelling at a vending machine? He wanted his quarter back.

 Cannatonic is a mostly CBD marijuana strain made by crossing MK Ultra and G13 Haze. This strain produces a relatively short-lived, mellow high that is also uplifting and powerfully relaxing. Medical marijuana patients choose Cannatonic to treat pain, muscle spasms, anxiety and migraines. This strain has a slightly earthy odor with a sweet citrus flavor.   Cannatonic is a very unique strain, from my experience. I usually smoke THC dominant bud, whether it be a heavy Indica or a daytime Sativa. This is true medicinal marijuana, though. Cannatonic has very little psychoactive effect.   Good yield moderate flower time 10-12 weeks   Cannatonic is a unique hybrid strain bred by Spanish seed bank Resin Seeds specifically for its low THC content (rarely above 6%) and high CBD content

 Five_Dad_Jokes found on the internet and then refound by you.   How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!   Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with!   This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there!   What's brown and sticky? A stick!   Can February march? No, but April may!