Five_Dad_Jokes

 Five_Dad_Jokes

found on the internet and then refound by you.

 

My friend says to me, "What rhymes with orange?"And I told him, "No it doesn't!"

 

My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down!

 

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised!

 

My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They're his watch dogs!

 

If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?!