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 Lemon_Wreck (also known as Lemon Trainwreck) is a sativa-dominant cross between Lemon Diesel and Trainwreck. This strain features a taste similar to sour lemon candy, and produces both a strong body and head stone. While it may have stimulating and cerebral effects at first, this is truly a nighttime strain for some as it produces strong sleepy effects over time. Lemon Wreck is helpful to those suffering from insomnia or are in need of relaxation.   Myrcene dominant   Lemon Wreck/Lemon Trainwreck is pretty intense. I've found that a single bowl in most occasions is more than enough to get a good buzz on. If you're planning to go out and do something today, then I recommend using something different, bit of a couch lock

 Five_Dad_Jokes found on the internet and then refound by you.   My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn't cool.   I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns!   Which U.S. state is famous for its extra-small soft drinks? Minnesota!   I got a hen to regularly count her own eggs. She's a real mathamachicken!   What did the Ranch say when someone opened the refrigerator door? “Close the door, I'm dressing!”

 Jack_Herer is a sativa-dominant cannabis strain that has gained as much renown as its namesake, the marijuana activist and author of The Emperor Wears No Clothes. Combining a Haze hybrid with a Northern Lights #5 and Shiva Skunk cross, Sensi Seeds created Jack Herer hoping to capture both cerebral elevation and heavy resin production. Its rich genetic background gives rise to several different variations of Jack Herer, each phenotype bearing its own unique features and effects. However, consumers typically describe this 55% sativa hybrid as blissful, clear-headed, and creative.   it was created in the Netherlands in the mid-1990s, where it was later distributed by Dutch pharmacies as a recognized medical-grade strain. Since then, this spicy, pine-scented strain has taken home numerous awards for its quality and potency. Many breeders have attempted to cultivate this staple strain themselves in sunny or Mediterranean climates, and indoor growers should wait 50 to 70 days for Jack Herer

 Five_Dad_Jokes found on the internet and then refound by you.   I know a lot of jokes about retired people but none of them work!   What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto!   I accidentally dropped my pillow on the floor. I think it has a concushion.   Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”   I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.

 Cinderella_99   Strain type: Hybrid   Parent strains: Jack Herer, Shiva Skunk   She’s best known for her potent cerebral high, sweet fruity flavors, and epic yields.   otherwise known as C99, or simply “Cindy,” is a sativa-dominant hybrid bred by Mr. Soul of Brothers Grimm. She’s best known for her potent cerebral high, sweet fruity flavors, and epic yields.  According to Mr. Soul, C99 was created using seeds found in a Sensi branded 2 gram package of Jack Herer purchased at an Amsterdam coffee shop.  Cinderella 99 is very popular with indoor growers because of its short, bushy stature, high yields, short flowering time, and high THC content. Cindy’s effects are usually described as dreamy, euphoric, and uplifting.   Cinderrella 99 is one of the best Hybrid Sativa.   Amnesia child   short flower 7-8 weeks decent yield. short small plants good for indoor. not sure why its known for its epic yields it simply doesnt get very big and never has but a great plant none the less but dont buy

 Five_Dad_Jokes found on the internet and then refound by you.   Five out of four people admit they're bad with fractions!   Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"   I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks!   I invented a new word today: Plagiarism!   After dinner, my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it!

 Jack_the_Ripper or JTR,  is the flagship hybrid from Subcool's The Dank, and it was created to make his famous Jack’s Cleaner in seed form. Described by many as the fastest lemon Haze available to date, it was created by crossing a Jack’s Cleaner clone with a vigorous Space Queen male known as Space Dude. Featuring incredibly resinous, triangle-shaped buds and an intense spicy, lemon-pine aroma, Jack the Ripper is a relatively short strain. Effect may be intense and visually stimulating.   Space Queen parent Jack's Cleaner parent Strain Jack the Ripper child 9 lb Hammer child Agent Orange   Agent orange is really good i would probably skip right to that one if your someone looking for strains to try and found yourself here.   Is on the energizing side of the scale will most likely cause anxioty in people who are light to moderate smokers. consume in moderation.