Stoner's For Life Marijuana Chronicles

 Five_Dad_Jokes found on the internet and then refound by you.   How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!   Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!   A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!   Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well!   Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it!

 Blue_Dream is a sativa-dominant hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Blueberry with Haze. Blue Dream produces a balancing high accompanied by full-body relaxation with gentle cerebral invigoration. Novice and veteran consumers alike enjoy the calming and euphoric effects that Blue Dream provides. Consumers also love the flavor - which smells and tastes just like sweet berries. Medical marijuana patients say Blue Dream delivers swift relief from symptoms associated with pain, depression, and nausea. Growers say this strain is best suited to the Sea of Green Method and has an average flowering time of 67 days. Fun Fact: Blue Dream originated in California and has achieved legendary status among West Coast strains.   I consider this strain perfect for my psychological problems.   The "Bayer" aspirin of bud that should be in every medicine cabinet. Smoking is slightly blueberry and harsher then expected. can be made less mild with tweeks in grow and curing methods   Yield (o

 Five_Dad_Jokes found on the internet and then refound by you.   What do you call a mac 'n' cheese that gets all up in your face? Too close for comfort food! Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired! Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere! Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe! What happens when you go to the bathroom in France? European.

 OG_Kush was first cultivated in Florida, in the early ‘90s when a strain from Northern California was crossed with a Hindu Kush plant from Amsterdam. The result was a hybrid with a unique terpene profile that boasts a complex aroma with notes of fuel, skunk, and spice.  The genetic backbone of West Coast cannabis varieties, OG Kush arrived in Los Angeles in 1996 when Matt “Bubba” Berger brought it (along with “The Bubba,” which was later used to create the famed Bubba Kush) from Florida to legendary cultivator Josh D. Since then, OG Kush has become a worldwide staple used to create numerous famous strains like GSC and Headband. There are many different phenotypes of OG Kush, including Tahoe OG, SFV OG, and Ghost OG.   Yield (oz/ft)² 3 - 6 Flowering (weeks) 10 - 12

 Five_Dad_Jokes found on the internet and then refound by you. What rock group has four men that don’t sing? Mount Rushmore. When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime. A guy goes to his doctor because he can see into the future. The doctor asks him, “How long have you suffered from that condition?” The guy tells him, “Since next Monday.” What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast! What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

 Amnesia   Strain type: Sativa   Parent strains: Skunk No. 1, Cinderella 99, Jack Herer   Backstory: Amnesia is typically a sativa-dominant cannabis strain with some variation between breeders. Amnesia’s genetic forerunners have passed on uplifting, creative, and euphoric effects ideal for putting you in a great mood, no matter the day, time, or situation.   Growers should expect a 9-10 week flowering period with moderate yields. Amnesia normally has a high THC and low CBD profile and produces intense effects that new consumers should be wary of.

 Afghani   Strain type: Indica   Parent strains: None; landrace strain   Backstory: Afghani is a heavy indica strain named after its geographic origin, where the earliest varieties of cannabis are believed to have grown. Breeders worldwide have come to treasure Afghani for its heavy resin production.